jr-abraxas:

IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!

COMPLAINING TO A CUSTOMER SERVICE PERSON, LIKE A CASHIER, ABOUT A COMPANY POLICY YOU DO NOT LIKE IS DUMB AND WILL NOT DO A DAMN THING BUT RUIN THEIR DAY AND MAKE THEM CURSE YOU AND YOUR FIRST BORN.

IT WOULD BE LIKE GOING UP TO A PREACHER AND COMPLAINING ABOUT GOD NOT GIVING US WINGS.

CALL CORPORATE IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM LIKE PAYING FOR EXTRA SAUCE FOR YOU NUGGETS OR NOT BEING ABLE TO BRING BACK A STAINED ASS SWEATER YOU BOUGHT.

IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE THIS.

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DON’T BE A DOUCHE NUGGET.

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guroslime:

person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view

me : im a right handed mediocre artist 

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noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

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utentagen:

phoneus:

dude: way if we pees form buts

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killerville:

french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER

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